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Why Juicers Suck

If you’ve been here a while, you might know that I spent my bonus on a juicer last year. It’s time for me to tell you that it is, for real, my most regretted purchase ever. I must have used that baby around twenty times or so, if that. It’s been sitting on the shelf next to the bathroom, dormant, for at least six months. Don’t judge me too hard though, I know I’m not the only one who got caught up in the juicing bubble long enough to actually buy one of the damn things. We make mistakes, we learn, this is life. It was the hassle, guys, have you seen those things? They’re big. And you have to clean a bazillion different parts after one juicing session. It’s just so dramatic and fancy and high maintenance, you know? That’s not my kind of gadget. Nobody has time for that. I’m ready for the new(ish) kid on the block. The super blender situation. High speed, compact, dare I say efficient? Can I be that …